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Why Bimba Y Lola sucks
November 8, 2025
First of all, merry christmas for yalls. Hope you are doing in the finest of ways, and that your Christmas has been so white that it could easily be mistaken for the US Senate. I have come today to interrupt your holiday joy with pedantic negativity, as is expected from someone of my stature. It has recently come to my senses that there are people, and this is hard to believe, but there are people who unironically think “Bimba Y Lola” is an acceptable brand name.